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Posted by Boyd-Emagun Godwin on November 18, 2010 at 6:09 PM Comments comments (0)

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amahl!

Amahl who?

Amahl shook up!

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amana!

Amana who?

Amana bad mood!

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amazon!

Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alpaca!

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Althea!

Althea who?

Althea later, alligator!


worlds of wisdom

Posted by Boyd-Emagun Godwin on November 13, 2010 at 11:32 AM Comments comments (0)


Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country -- and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.

 

- Charles Krauthammer

 

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A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.

 

- James Freeman Clarke

 

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I was raised to speak out about politics and the world around me. I would do it whether I was in the public or not. It is the way I was taught. The American way.

 

- Judy Collins

 

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Democracy is not something that happens, you know, just at election time, and it's not something that happens just with one event. It's an ongoing building process. But it also ought to be a part of our culture, a part of our lives.

 

- Jim Hightower

 

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The politician is trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to be blunt or rounded because if they have a cutting edge they may later return to wound him.

 

- Edward R. Murrow

 

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In the midst of global crises such as pollution, wars and famine, kindness may be too easily dismissed as a "soft" issue, or a luxury to be addressed after the urgent problems are solved. But kindness is the greatest need in all those areas -- kindness toward the environment, toward other nations, toward the needs of people who are suffering. Until we reflect basic kindness in everything we do, our political gestures will be fleeting and fragile.

 

Simple kindness may be the most vital key to the riddle of how human beings can live with each other in peace, and care properly for this planet we all share.

 

- Bo Lozoff

 

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We are in a race between cooperation and catastrophe, and the threat is outrunning our response.

 

- Sam Nunn

 

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We need to build millions of little moments of caring on an individual level. Indeed, as talk of a politics of meaning becomes more widespread, many people will feel it easier to publicly acknowledge their own spiritual and ethical aspirations and will allow themselves to give more space to their highest vision in their personal interactions with others. A politics of meaning is as much about these millions of small acts as it is about any larger change. The two necessarily go hand in hand.

 

- Michael Lerner

 

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Science is the search for truth -- it is not a game in which one tries to beat his opponent, to do harm to others. We need to have the spirit of science in international affairs, to make the conduct of international affairs the effort to find t he right solution, the just solution of international problems, not the effort by each nation to get the better of other nations, to do harm to them when it is possible.

 

- Linus Pauling

 

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Nonviolence, exactly like violence, is a means of persuasion, a technique for political activism, a recipe for prevailing.

 

- Mark Kurlansky

 

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Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.

 

- Hubert H. Humphrey

 

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Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking and inhumane. 1966

 

- Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

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Living gives you a better understanding of life. I would hope that my characters have become deeper and more rounded personalities. Wider travels have given me considerably greater insight into how cultural differences affect not only people, but politics and art.

 

- Alan Dean Foster

 

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Truthfulness has never been counted among the political virtues, and lies have always been regarded as justifiable tools in political dealings.

 

- Hannah Arendt

 

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If there is to be a human future, we must bring ourselves into balanced relationship with one another and the Earth. This requires building economies with heart.

 

- David Korten

 

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